Premise: Guy takes wife to restaurant, staff is giving bad service, and is openly rude. Guy doesn’t get it. He went on his brothers recommendation who goes all the time and raves about the food and service. He then realizes staff thinks he’s his brother and is cheating on his wife He is not. Guy has an identical twin and the staff thinks he is his twin brother cheating on his wife.

Scene 1: Exterior shot of resturant lit up at night

Scene 2: Entering (wide shot) guy and girl entering resturant

Guy to hostess: Table for two please under Perry(brothers name)

Scene 3 – seated at table

Guy: So what do you think of this place? My brother raves about it and even made the reservation for us.

Girl (impressed): I love the decor but so far the service has been terrible.

Scene 4 – Waiter approaches, drops water and throws shade. (conflict)

Waiter(making intense eye contact): Hello and welcome to La Camilona what can I get started for you today?

Guy: Why don’t we start with drinks I’ll have an old fashioned and my friend here will have the house red wine

Waiter(sarcastically): Oh your *friend* noted

Guy and girl pick up on this and are confused. Waiter quickly exits without out giving a chance for a response.

Guy: Did you notice that? What’s his problem?

Girl: Oh come on that’s nothing loosen up.

Scene 5 : Reveal

Waiter comes back with drinks: For the sir and his “friend” are you ready to order your food?

Guy: Okay hang on a minute here

Girl (rolling her eyes): Oh God

Guy: What’s with the attitude buddy I’ve never had a waiter be so rude to me in my life!

Waiter: I wasn’t aware of me giving any attitude. I would like to apologize it’s just really busy and the kitchen and bar have been struggling to keep up with the pace of orders coming in I’m sorry your drinks took so long to arrive. I’m also not used to seeing you here with another woman.

Guy: Wait what are you talking about? This is my first time in this restaurant. I came here based on a recommendation from my brother he rants about the food and service here and says its always excellent.

Waiter: Okay sure and I’m the Queen of England. Waiter (leaning in, low voice): Come on, man. Don’t make me call you out in front of her. We all know you bring your wife here.

Guy looks at host stand where group of staff is clearly gossiping and as soon as eye contact is made staff turns away and leaves host stand and resumes service.

Guy: I think there’s been a miss understanding I have an identical twin

Waiter (sarcastically) How convenient. You expect me to believe that

Guy: Yes I do actually, I can prove it! (Pulls out phone and shows a recent picture of him with his brother in matching outfits.)

Waiter (starting to believe him and is now a bit embarrased, takes food orders and says): So sorry for the confusion your food orders will be out momentarily

(Waiter exits)

Scene 6 – Conclusion

Guy (turns to girl): Can you believe this?

Girl: I’ve never seen you get so worked up like this. Will you be alright? Do you want to leave?

Guy: No it’s fine, I’m fine. I just can’t believe they thought I was my brother. I wonder if my brother is cheating on his wife.

Girl: Well if he does he shouldn’t take her here, they clearly side with the wife, let’s just try to enjoy dinner, huh?

End of skit